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412 million Americans believe THESE people secretly run the US
7Americans think that new-fangled high-speed internet the 5G network company is turning on will make flowers wilt, kill your___, make you ill with all manner of inconveniences to come
10Americans think Chocolate milk comes from brown
11America with an Internet overflowing with experts on everything, yet barely anyone in America knows anything about the
12A quarter of Americans believe God has a role to play in who wins the Super
13Americans believe they’re being systematically harassed and THIS by groups of people, for no reason
15Half of Americans make stuff up about Donald Trump, the other half believe it when major news outlets ______ it
16Spoons and forks make Americans
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1Americans believe in Bigfoot as well as the Big Bang Theory but mock
2Half of Americans believe planet Warming will harm America, but not them personally
3They drive themselves and they drive drunk
5they think HTML is the name of a terrifying and hilarious-sounding sexually transmitted
6People wrap themselves in red, white and blue at the Trump political rallies at vaccination warp speed, to hide the profound ignorance about their nation's most important document over 33% percent could not name a single right THIS DONE by the Bill of Rights
8THEY kill people
9People in Congress can balance theirs but not yours
14They think Wakanda is in North-Western _____ (where Obama was born), bordering Lake Turkana, Ethiopia, South Sudan, and Uganda.”