1KISS Principle: “Keep it simple, ______.”

9The Law of Household Geometry: “Any horizontal surface is soon THIS up on.”

11“Technology is dominated by two types of THESE, those who understand what they do not manage and those who manage what they do not understand.”

13“THEY will try to preserve the problem to which they are the solution.”

15“No matter who you are, most of the ________ people work for someone else.”

17In America, “Those who can, do. Those who cannot DO THIS in colleges.”

18“National Security is the chief cause of national THIS”

19“When the government becomes a hammer, everything looks like a ____.”

2The Dilbert Principle “In a hierarchy, every employee tends to rise to his level of THIS.”

3“Individuals in government become increasingly THIS as more and more people become involved in a task.”

4“There is nothing so small that it can’t be blown out of THIS .”

5“We tend to overestimate the effect of __________ in the short run and underestimate the effect in the long run.”

6“Government makes it possible to create a coherent ONE for any set of observations—even ones that are mutually contradictory.”

7“It is difficult to get a man to understand something, when his INCOME depends upon his not understanding it!”

8“If ONE says that government is a problem, what he means is that if you elect him, government will be a problem.”

10“Once you open up a can of THESE, the only way to get it back in is to use a bigger can.”

12“Never attribute to malice that which is adequately explained by THIS.”

14“A man with a watch knows what ____ it is. A man with 2 watches is never sure.”

16“THIS creates its own demand.”