3The man who invented Velcro has died. ___

6My teachers told me I'd never amount to much because I THIS so much. I told them, "Just you wait!"

8A dung beetle walks into a bar and asks, 'Is this _____ taken?'

10Will glass coffins be a success? Remains to be ____

11Have you heard about the new restaurant called '_____?' There's no menu—you get what you deserve

15What's the difference between ignorance and THIS? I don't know, and I don't care

16Atheism is a non-_______ organization

1That billionaire giving away $1,000 debt notes is telling you everything you need to know about how popular he thinks his own views are, and how people would support them without

2I have a (phobia) of speed bumps, but I'm slowly getting over it

4Always borrow money from one, they'll never expect it back

5I just got kicked out of a secret cooking society. I spilled the

7A billionaire who accuses his adversaries of being paid shills, while simultaneously offering people $1,000 to cast ballots for his preferred _________

9My friend's bakery burned down last night. Now, his business is

12I got a new pair of gloves today, but they're both 'lefts,' which, on the one hand, is great, but on the other, it's just not

13The rotation of the Earth really makes my

14Hands down. 6:30 is the best time on a